Ah, the 80s. When there were awesome cartoons, unironic mullets and delicious Pop Tarts. Who has a time machine that we can all jump into and find some Pop Tarts that have a fantastic filling that blows your brown sugar out of the toaster-treat water:
peanut butter and jelly!
Whoa! According to Wikipedia, these flavors also existed at one point:
Will someone make me a Pina Colada Pop Tart, please?